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Twelfth Night, Re-Titled by the Characters

6/12/2017

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OLIVIA – So Many Men Want To Marry Me

ORSINO – Friendzoned For Seven Years

VIOLA – Whoops! Let’s Just See How This Plays Out?

SEBASTIAN – My Dead Sister Shows Up To My Random Wedding

SEA CAPTAIN – I’m Glad My Ship Getting Wrecked Is Such An Effective Plot Device

SIR TOBY – 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall

MALVOLIO – The Tragedy of Malvolio

MARIA – Stop Ruining The Moment, Malvolio

SIR ANDREW – I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

FABIAN – Is This A Comedy? Because Everyone’s Being Mean

ANTONIO – Antonio & Sebastian

FOOL – While We’re Talking, Let Me Offer You Some Free Advice
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Hamlet, Re-Titled by the Characters

19/11/2017

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Hamlet – Watson, The Game Is On!

Horatio – I’m Coming, Mr. Frodo!

Ophelia – My Famous F*ckboi Ex

Polonius – To Thine Own Self Be True, And Other Straightforward Advice

Gertrude – My Fave Is Problematic

Claudius – Dear Prudence: My Millennial Stepson Is Ruining My Life

Laertes – So What’d I Miss? *Jazz Hands*

 Rosencrantz – Who Am I?

Guildenstern – Am I Rosencrantz?

Ghost – I Feel Like My Instructions Were Really Simple??

Fortinbras – Perfect Timing, Again

Marcellus & Bernardo – Now Everyone’s Dead, So Let’s Pinky Promise We’re Gonna Not Tell Anyone About The Ghost
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