OLIVIA – So Many Men Want To Marry Me
ORSINO – Friendzoned For Seven Years VIOLA – Whoops! Let’s Just See How This Plays Out? SEBASTIAN – My Dead Sister Shows Up To My Random Wedding SEA CAPTAIN – I’m Glad My Ship Getting Wrecked Is Such An Effective Plot Device SIR TOBY – 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall MALVOLIO – The Tragedy of Malvolio MARIA – Stop Ruining The Moment, Malvolio SIR ANDREW – I Have No Idea What I’m Doing FABIAN – Is This A Comedy? Because Everyone’s Being Mean ANTONIO – Antonio & Sebastian FOOL – While We’re Talking, Let Me Offer You Some Free Advice
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Hamlet – Watson, The Game Is On!
Horatio – I’m Coming, Mr. Frodo! Ophelia – My Famous F*ckboi Ex Polonius – To Thine Own Self Be True, And Other Straightforward Advice Gertrude – My Fave Is Problematic Claudius – Dear Prudence: My Millennial Stepson Is Ruining My Life Laertes – So What’d I Miss? *Jazz Hands* Rosencrantz – Who Am I? Guildenstern – Am I Rosencrantz? Ghost – I Feel Like My Instructions Were Really Simple?? Fortinbras – Perfect Timing, Again Marcellus & Bernardo – Now Everyone’s Dead, So Let’s Pinky Promise We’re Gonna Not Tell Anyone About The Ghost |
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