Hamlet, Re-Titled by the Characters

Hamlet – Watson, The Game Is On!

Horatio – I’m Coming, Mr. Frodo!

Ophelia – My Famous F*ckboi Ex

Polonius – To Thine Own Self Be True, And Other Straightforward Advice

Gertrude – My Fave Is Problematic

Claudius – Dear Prudence: My Millennial Stepson Is Ruining My Life

Laertes – So What’d I Miss? *Jazz Hands*

 Rosencrantz – Who Am I?

Guildenstern – Am I Rosencrantz?

Ghost – I Feel Like My Instructions Were Really Simple??

Fortinbras – Perfect Timing, Again

Marcellus & Bernardo – Now Everyone’s Dead, So Let’s Pinky Promise We’re Gonna Not Tell Anyone About The Ghost